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Monday, July 24, 2006
Rome911 & JULZRULZ
"In cyberspace no one can hear the Bard screaming."
(What if the greatest playwrite in history was born in 1985 instead of 1564? DaRK PaRTY brings you Shakespeare's famous balcony scene from Romeo & Juliet as written by WSHAKE2b. Need translation services? Try our No Fear WSHAKE2b resource at: http://da.co.la.ca.us/pok/poklist.htm.)
ACT II, SCENE II – Somewhere in Cyberspace
(Rome911 logs into IM.)
Rome911: I’ve got an APB out for my OLL JULZRULZ. KOTL!
JULZRULZ: GRRRR!
Rome911: She speaks! WU?
JULZRULZ: O, Rome911, where R U? You know my dad H8 U!
Rome911: WTF. Tell him I’m somebody else. NUFF!
JULZRULZ: LOL! A rose by any other name!
Rome911: I H8 my name anyway!
JULZRULZ: He’d kill me if he knew I was talking with U.
Rome911: KEWL! I’ll kick his ass!
JULZRULZ: EM? I’m serious!
Rome911: FYI. U R worth it!
JULZRULZ: HUGZ!
Rome911: ILU
JULZRULZ: R U Serious? Swear U Luv me!
Rome911: Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear.
JULZRULZ: LAQ!
Rome911: OMIK!
JULZRULZ: GGN
Rome911: Not yet! I want U!
JULZRULZ: POS!
(JULZRULZ logs out. Rome911 posts on his blog.)
Rome911: A thousand times the worse, to want thy light. Love goes toward love, as schoolboys from their books, But love from love, toward school with heavy looks.
(JULZRULZ logs back onto IM.)
JULZRULZ: Rome911?
Rome911: My dear?
JULZRULZ: Let’s meet tomorrow
Rome911: At 9?
JULZRULZ: NP! Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow
Rome911: LOL!
JULZRULZ: CUL!
(JULZRULZ logs out.)
Rome911: FISH
(Rome911 logs out.)
Labels: Parody, Shakespeare
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It would be awful if a book is written like that, because it is like makes fun of your own heritage.
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