::Literate Blather::
Saturday, August 26, 2006
Mother Goose Fairy Tales for Unpublished Writers, Drug Addicts and Danish Pornographers

Humpty the Editor

Humpty the Editor opened his mail,
The SASE exploded and pieces did sail;
All the publisher’s interns, and all
the salesmen
Could not put Humpty together

Mary Had Little Crack

Mary had a little crack,
Its sheen was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
The crack was sure to flow.

She smoked it on her way to school one day –
That was against the rule.
It made the children laugh and play
To spark a pipe at school.

Banbury Cross

Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross,
To see a fine lady ride a white
Rings through her nipples, and a bell on
her butt,
She shall have music whenever she’s
a slut.

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