Mother Goose Fairy Tales for Unpublished Writers, Drug Addicts and Danish Pornographers
Humpty the Editor
Humpty the Editor opened his mail, The SASE exploded and pieces did sail; All the publisher’s interns, and all the salesmen Could not put Humpty together again.
Mary Had Little Crack
Mary had a little crack, Its sheen was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went The crack was sure to flow.
She smoked it on her way to school one day – That was against the rule. It made the children laugh and play To spark a pipe at school.
Banbury Cross
Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross, To see a fine lady ride a white horse. Rings through her nipples, and a bell on her butt, She shall have music whenever she’s a slut.