DaRK PaRTY ReVIEW

::Literate Blather::

Friday, September 01, 2006

The Bush Administration's Real Summer Reading List

(With Labor Day weekend upon us, DaRK PaRTY decided to get the bottom of this ridiculous notion that President George W. Bush reads books in the summer. Surprisingly, our White House spy told us that Bush does read during the summer, along with many members of his administration. But she gave us the real list -- not the one provided to the mainstream press.)

President Bush

- “McElligot’s Pool” by Dr. Seuss

- “Encyclopedia Prehistorica Sharks and Other Sea Monsters: The Definitive Pop-Up” by Robert Sabuda and Matthew Reinhart

- “The Courage to Be Rich: Creating a Life of Material and Spiritual Abundance” by Suze Orman (audio version)

- “Conservative Comebacks to Liberal Lies: Issue by Issue Responses to the Most Common Claims of the Left from A to Z” by Gregg Jackson (audio version)

- “How to Read a Book” by Mortimer J. Adler and Charle Van Doren

- “SparkNotes: The Stranger”

Vice President Cheney

-“Satanic Bible” by Anton Szandor Lavey and Peter H. Gilmore

- “60 Second Anger Management: Quick Tips to Handle Explosive Feelings” by Dr. Michael Hershorn

- “Precision Shooting at 1,000 Yards” by Dave Brennan

- “Born to be BAD” by Sherrilyn Kenyon

- “Hand Puppets: How to Make and Use Them” by Laura Ross

Security of Defense Rumsfeld

- "Saving Face: How to Lie, Fake, and Maneuver Your Way Out of Life’s Most Awkward Situations” by Andy Robin

- “The Rumsfeld Way: Leadership Wisdom of a Battle-Hardened Maverick” by Jeffrey A. Krames

- “The Quick and Easy Way to Effective Speaking” by Dale Carnegie