Losing Faith in My Once Favorite Literary Gumshoe
I’ve read every Spenser novel -- from his debut in 1974 in “The Godwulf Manuscript” to last year’s “Hundred Dollar-Baby.” I use the word “read,” but I really mean that I devoured them as if they were a plate of boneless Buffalo wings. I joined Spenser when he first met Hawk in “Promised Land” to when he got shot trying to salvage his love for Susan Silverman in “A Catskill Eagle.”
I admired Spenser for his no-nonsense approach to life and his code of honor. He symbolized strength, resolve, and determination, and who couldn’t be amused by his wry approach to danger? I liked the concept of Spenser as the tarnished knight in shining armor protecting the innocent and the weak against criminals and bullies.
There’s little chance of that. In a recent interview in the Boston Globe Magazine, Parker was asked if he ever considered killing Spenser. Never one to mince words, the ever-pugnacious Parker answered:
He also admitted that he had no plans to “off” sidekick Hawk or Spenser’s annoying girlfriend, Susan.
It’s too bad. I’m about to fill out the Penguin Group’s “Great Read – Guaranteed!” to get my money back on “Hundred Dollar-Baby,” which was so mediocre that it could barely keep my interest during an overbooked flight from Texas to Boston. I fully believe Penguin needs to give me my money back – and to throw in a couple of extra bucks.
The plot was slap-dash, the characters – especially the unlikable and unfathomable character of April Kyle – were tired, and the banter between Spenser and Hawk is becoming stale (I think they need a new act). This is prostitute April Kyle’s third appearance in a Spenser novel – and it has been two too many.
But real problem is that Parker has been losing his Spenser fastball for a long time. The reality of that startling, but obvious, fact came crashing down on me after reading “Hundred Dollar-Baby,” but it probably started with the ill-conceived, Western knock-off “Potshot” in 2002 -- where Spenser turns into Wyatt Earp.
The signs have all been there: For example, after I read “Cold Service,” I realized that it was the same book as “Small Vices” – only the roles are reversed. In the first one Spenser is shot and Hawk nurses him back to life and in the second Hawk is shot and Spenser nurses him back to health.
After 35 Spenser novels (“Now & Then” comes out today), Parker’s shtick has gotten a bit tired. The books are blending together into a mishmash that’s difficult to discern. Hell, we don’t even get great titles anymore -- remember the good old days of “Taming a Seahorse” and “Pale Kings and Princes?” Now we get bland titles: “Double Play” and “Widow’s Walk.”
When I was a journalist, I has the pleasure of interviewing Parker before a talk he gave at a
But even he has moved on to other protagonists – Sunny Randall and Jesse Stone. His two new characters have brought his writing back to life. He’s got new ideas and new characters to explore.
Spenser is a relic. He’s the old quarterback with the creaky shoulder and bad knees still trying to thread the needle – but tossing up more interceptions than touchdown receptions.
Parker should retire him with dignity.
With a bullet between the eyes.