::Literate Blather::
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Under God's Right Arm: Now Showing: Sexual Deviants
By: Rev. Colson Crosslick

The gay-loving commie American haters in Hollywood have gone too far.


It’s bad enough that they hid the fact that Rock Hudson was a fairy and that they have created an entire litany of false gods with corrupt anti-Christian movies like “Superman Returns” and “Spiderman 3.” The glorification of superheroes in our society is a usurpation of the Lord Jesus Christ and an assault on Christians. That’s why responsible Christian parents should ban comic books and superhero movies -- period.

But I digress.

The new assault on Christian sensibilities has begun. Let me introduce you to one of the most filthy, sleazy, sexually stimulating pieces of sludge ever produced in Hollywood – it’s a movie called “Zoo.”

This movie is pornography in the worst degree. It’s about a community of people who pay to have sex with horses. Let me say that again. It’s a movie about people who have intercourse with animals; as in bestiality. I’m not making this up people. It’s about a man – I warn you to stop reading if you’re faint of heart – who dies after his colon bursts while having sex with a horse!

This movie is the Kentucky Derby of corruption!

The Hollywood company that made this garage describes it this way: “Zoo is an extraordinary glimpse into the life of a seemingly normal Seattle family man whose secret sexual appetites lead to his shocking death… This expressionistic rendering of how apparently upstanding citizens banded together and videotaped their journey into the most taboo realms of behavior, reveals the enormous gulf between what we appear to be and who we really are.”

They should pay that copywriter more money! I don’t even know what “expressionistic” means, but I do know that this movie should be doused in gasoline and set on fire before ever being allowed to be shown on a movie screen. Just thinking about this movie makes me want to puke up my corndogs and then rush into my chapel and pray to the Lord Jesus Christ.


But this is what happens when society starts down the slippery slope of allowing sexual deviations to become mainstream. I warned in a column back in July that legalizing same-sex marriages would embolden the sexual deviants in our society to try and normalize grotesque behaviors like incest, coprophilia, bigamy, acomophilia, and bestiality (even the word makes me sweat!).

Now comes “Zoo,” a movie that wants to put a human face on a behavior so abhorrent and evil that it makes movies like “X-Men” and “Daredevil” seem innocent in comparison. This is why Christians need to fight against the homosexual agenda with every last fiber of their existence!

If we legalize gay marriage it is only a matter of time before we’ll be introduced to Bill and his wife, the chicken, at a dinner party; or we’ll be dining at our favorite Applebees across from Susan and her husband, the Saint Bernard. Where will the madness end? The answer, of course, is in the deepest pits of hell – if we don’t stop pushing sexual deviants into the mainstream.

It’s not normal for men to mate with animals – just like it is not normal for men to mate with men – even if that man is freshly tanned, has a rippling washboard stomach, and biceps like canon balls. In fact, it’s disgusting and perverted! The Holy Bible speaks plainly about it and having sex with anyone is just plain wrong – unless you are sexual opposites and are married.

I agree with the Traditional Values Coalition which said about “Zoo”: “The film will undoubtedly be used to normalize bestiality as simply another sexual orientation that must be affirmed as a variation of human sexuality.” And how!

(The Rev. Colson Crosslick is pastor of the Pretty Good Shepherd Church in Ripsaw, Arkansas. In the past, he has called for a boycott of all Spiderman, Batman, and Superman movies. He also writes the regularly appearing column Under God’s Right Arm for DaRK PaRTY.)

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Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well, so long as the horse is happy, I s'pose it's sex between consenting sentients. Gee, a burst colon, that's a tough break. Down, schadenfreude, down....

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