By Rev. Colson Crosslick
What could be a more innocent toy than Legos?
That’s what I used to think before I did some research. Did you know that Lego was founded and is still headquartered in Denmark, one of the socialist bloc countries in communist-controlled Scandinavia? We all know what the Danes are about – free sex, nude beaches, and women who don’t shave their armpits!
In other words, Denmark is a nation full of filthy liberals.
So is it any surprise that these “progressives” have founded a company that has a subversive anti-Christian agenda? Of course not. This is how the liberal underground operates – especially in places like Denmark!
Lego, as should be evident by now, is a trap toy for Christian parents. They suck you right in. Christian folks think they are buying a series of interlocking blocks of various shapes and sizes. These blocks can be used to build churches, angels, the Garden of Eden, and even Jesus dying on the crucifix. They seem harmless!
Where’s the injury?
Well, how about a series of Lego toys that promotes and symbolizes rape, sodomy, murder, thievery, kidnapping, torture, poor hygiene, and bad dental habits?
I’m talking about one of Lego’s most popular products: Lego Pirate. It was launched in 1989, discontinued, but has been revived after the success of the horrid and anti-Christian “Pirates of Caribbean” movies (produced by a company founded on greed – Walt Disney, but that’s a column for another day).
It is amazing that an alleged “toy” company could actually celebrate pirates – among the most brutal criminals in history. Good Christians should keep far away from pirates and not allow their children to play with any toys – never mind Legos – that depict these scoundrels.
Allow me to give you a brief history of piracy – a history that Lego doesn’t want you to know!
Lego should be ashamed of itself. It’s bad enough that the company is run by crazy Danish socialists, but do they have to subject our children to savage pirates? What’s next for Lego – a series on notable 20th century serial killers? Hey, kids here’s a figurine of John Wayne Gacy dressed as a clown and sodomizing little boy and Ted Bundy performing necrophilia on a dead college girl!
Wow, I hope I haven’t given them the idea for their next Christmas toy!
Do the right thing. Boycott Lego and boycott all pirate toys. Don’t wait until your children cut off their hand so they can insert a hook and then use it to kill the neighbor’s son – just because Lego made them think it was “cool.”
(The Rev. Colson Crosslick is pastor of the Pretty Good Shepherd Church in Ripsaw, Arkansas. In the past, he has called for a ban against Walt Disney for promoting pirate movies. He also writes the regularly appearing column Under God's Right Arm for DaRK PaRTY.)
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