One of the funniest features in the book "The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2007" (edited by Dave Eggers) was a list of headlines from obscure trade magazines. Trade magazines are publications that cover different industries, hobbies, and markets – like technology or consumer goods. However, some of these niche magazines get a bit too involved in the industry and occasionally lose perspective. So in a blatant rip-off of David Eggers – DaRK PaRTY presents our own analysis of the bizarre world of trade magazines with a focus on the food and farming trade magazines. From “Beef Magazine”
- Is Your Dewormer WORKING?
- The Sex Ratio Riddle
- The Weaning Two-Step
From “Backyard Poultry”
- Chicken Broth: A Way of Life
- Unbelievable Egg Nest Material
- A Poultry Love Story
From “Food Processing”
- Your Sanitation Can Be Greener
- What Color is Your Peanut Butter?
- Just Say No To Clones
From “Refrigerated & Frozen Foods Retailer”
- Can “Shelf Life” Be a “Shelf Lie?”
- Too Many Organics!?!
- My Yogurt Needs Help!
From “Beverage Industry”
- Non-Carbs Shine While Sparkling Struggles
- Combating Aggressive Drivers
From “Food Product Design”
- Herbs and Spices: Hot and Healthy
- Hooray for Hazelnuts
- Fired Up About Chiles
From “Pig International”
- Bitten Tails: This Breeder Sees An Electrical Connection
- Q&A with Denmark’s Mr. Pig Production
- Farm-grown Microbes Fight the Smell
From “SeaFood Business”
- Pass the Selenium
- Fried Food Freedom
- Fish Farms Can’t Catch a Break
From “Snack Food & Wholesale Bakery”
- Please Feed the Models
- Health Q&A: Straight Talk on Saving Babies
- No Pouch, No Tools, No Service
From “National Provisioner”
- Kill Floor Improvements
- Beyond Soap and Water
- Spicing Up The Grind
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