Actor: Dudley Moore
Release Year: 1971
Tagline: Don't You Wish You Were Arthur?
Synopsis: Arthur is a 30-year-old drunk who has never grown up. He’s in line to inherit $750 million if he marries the woman his family has lined up for him. Instead, Arthur falls in love with a feisty waitress and all kinds of romantic comedy fun follows.
Best Drunken Quote: “You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing great with you!”
Best Drunken Quote #2: “He's taking the knife out of the cheese! Do you think he wants some cheese?”
Best Drunken Moment: When he takes a hooker to dinner and completely forgets that she’s a hooker, but not before he even forgets that she’s with him.
Preferred Cocktail: Martini – served in a bathtub
Actor: Will Ferrell
Movie: Old School
Release Year: 2003
Tagline: All the fun of college, none of the education
Synopsis: Three middle aged men tied down to jobs and marriages decide to form their own fraternity and recapture their college days.
Best Drunken Quote: “You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight.”
Best Drunken Quote #2: “Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!”
Best Drunken Moment: Frank tears off his clothes in drunken euphoria and streaks down the middle of
Preferred Cocktail: Beer and tranquilizer darts
John “Bluto” Blutarsky
Actor: John Belushi
Movie: Animal House
Release Year: 1978
Tagline: It was the Deltas against the rules... the rules lost!
Synopsis: Delta House is the worst frat house at
Best Drunken Quote: “Grab a brew. Don't cost nothing.”
Best Drunken Quote #2: “They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!”
Best Drunken Quote #3: “Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.”
Best Drunken Moment: On a drunken lark, Bluto and his buddies force the pledges to bring a horse into Dean Wormer’s office. They give the pledges a gun (secretly loaded with blanks) as a prank to make them shoot the horse. The gun fires and the noise causes the horse to fall over dead – from a heart attack.
Preferred Cocktail: Kegs
Actors: Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas
Movie: Strange Brew
Release Year: 1983
Tagline: The McKenzie brothers beer up under misfortune.
Synopsis: The brother McKenzie – two drunken Canadians – help an orphan girl get back the brewery founded by her dead father. But first they need to defeat the evil brewmaster and his evil henchmen of hockey plalyers.
Best Drunken Quote: “My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks.”
Best Drunken Quote #2: “If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.”
Best Drunken Quote #3: “I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it.”
Best Drunken Moment: When Bob and Doug are fetching a beer for their old man in their kitchen they drop a bottle and it explodes. They nearly weep.
Preferred Cocktail: Canadian beer
Actor: Jeff Bridges
Movie: The Big Lebowski
Release Year: 1998
Tagline: They figured he was a lazy time wasting slacker. They were right.
Synopsis: The Dude is a drunken loser in LA. When two criminals break into his house and urinate on his rug because they mistake him for the millionaire Jeffrey Lebowski, the Dude decides to get involved in a messy situation so he can get money for a new rug.
Best Drunken Quote: “Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.”
Best Drunken Quote #2: “Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fucking sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!”
Best Drunken Quote #3: “Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!”
Best Drunken Moment: The Dude visits the real Lebowski and ends up lugging one of his rugs out of his mansion.
Preferred Cocktail: White Russians
Actor: Lee Marvin
Movie: Cat Ballou
Release Year: 1965
Tagline: It's That Way-Out Whopper Of A Funny Western...A She-Bang To End All She-Bangs!
Synopsis: Catherine Ballou hires a notorious gunfighter, Kid Shelleen, to help her save her family farm from the railroad. The only problem is that the kid in a middle-aged drunk.
Best Drunken Quote: “I smell a water hole!”
Best Drunken Quote #2: “Let's have a drink for old times' sake.”
Best Drunken Moment: There are several scenes in the film where Kid Shelleen falls off his horse and actually rides it sideways.
Preferred Cocktail: Whiskey
Actor: Billy Bob Thorton
Movie: Bad Santa
Release Year: 2003
Tagline: He's very naughty . . . and not very nice.
Synopsis: A drunk con man and his midget sidekick dress up as Santa and an elf at Christmas time so they can rob stores. Things go haywire when an 8-year-old boy teaches them the true meaning of Christmas (see video below).
Best Drunken Quote: “I said, ‘Next,’ goddamn it! This is not the DMV!”
Best Drunken Quote #2: “Why don't you wish in one hand, and shit in the other. See which one fills up first.”
Best Drunken Moment: In a drunken rage, Willie kicks a reindeer decoration to pieces while dropping “F” bombs.
Preferred Cocktail: Whiskey
Actors: Bill Hader and Seth Rogen
Release Year: 2007
Tagline: Come and Get Some
Synopsis: Two high school buddies try to survive the last few weeks of high school. The nerds are invited to a party and need to get some alcohol for the bash. They enlist their friend Fogell and get caught up with two drunken cops.
Best Drunken Quote: “Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I pulled arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was ‘Fuck’.”
Best Drunken Quote #2: “McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with you penis?”
Best Drunken Quote #3: “Sounds like a sexy hamburger!”
Best Drunken Moment: Drunk and stoned, the two cops crash their squad car and then light it on fire.
Preferred Cocktail: Beer and shots