::Literate Blather::
Monday, December 08, 2008
12 Signs That You Might Have Been Laid-Off

1. Shower? Optional.

2. Suddenly, no more cell phone calls.

3. That empty void? It’s your schedule.

4. Moments of wild euphoria followed by uncontrollable weeping.

5. Free parking in your own driveway.

6. Your new “co-worker” is your three-year-old daughter and the “executive meeting” involves paste and construction paper.

7. Lunch at the soup kitchen: again.

8. Working at Starbucks seems like a dream job.

9. “COBRA” is no longer associated with a dangerous snake.

10. Start to understand how George Bailey in “It’s a Wonderful Life” could contemplate jumping off a bridge for the life insurance payment to his family.

11. Your new office? The coffee shop with free wireless!

12. Free shit on the Internet = this year’s Christmas gifts.

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