4. Moments of wild euphoria followed by uncontrollable weeping.
5. Free parking in your own driveway.
6. Your new “co-worker” is your three-year-old daughter and the “executive meeting” involves paste and construction paper.
7. Lunch at the soup kitchen: again.
8. Working at Starbucks seems like a dream job.
9. “COBRA” is no longer associated with a dangerous snake.
10. Start to understand how George Bailey in “It’s a Wonderful Life” could contemplate jumping off a bridge for the life insurance payment to his family.
11. Your new office? The coffee shop with free wireless!
12. Free shit on the Internet = this year’s Christmas gifts.